Laguna Beach Bitches

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Laguna Beach Bitches wear ugly shoes, fake jewelry, and clothes that cost way too much. They think they're hot stuff and act like everyone else is beneath them.
@LagunaQueen: Why are you even here? I paid for this shirt and my mom chose it.
DM: You’re not cool enough to even breathe near me.
Text: I got my outfit from Coach, so you’re literally nothing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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These girls are all about looking good, even if it means wearing a thong and spandex that screams 'I'm trying too hard'.
Text: I wear low-rise jeans because I’m trying to look like a model. You’re just a nobody.
Tweet: My bra is padded, so I don’t even need to be smart.
DM: If you don’t have a thong, you’re not a real Laguna Beach Bitch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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They dye their hair weird colors, wear clown makeup, and think they’re royalty. They lie and backstab just to stay on top.
Text: I dyed my hair pink because I'm royalty. You’re just a peasant.
Tweet: I don’t lie, I just say things that aren’t true to make myself feel better.
DM: I’m not backstabbing you, I’m just being a good friend.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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They’re rich, dramatic, and think they’re the most popular person in school. They get money from their parents and act like they’re better than everyone.
Text: I got money from my parents, so I’m obviously better than you.
Tweet: I’m the most popular girl in school, and you’re just a background character.
DM: I’m not dramatic, I’m just giving you the full story.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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They stalk people on MySpace just to start drama, even if they're blocked. They think they're the only ones who matter.
Text: I stalked you on MySpace because I had nothing better to do.
Tweet: I stalked you through my friend’s friend, and now I’m going to ruin your life.
DM: I blocked you, but that didn’t stop me from stalking you.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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