lagradia
Lagradia is like a f***ing tornado of joy, cussing, and love. She’s got the mouth of a sailor and the heart of a angel. She’s the kind of person who can make you feel like a king, even when you’re wearing her old sock.
She made me feel like a king by wearing my old sock and cussing at the president.
She told my dog he was a f***ing legend and then fed him my lunch.
She cussed me out for failing math and then gave me an A.