lagradia

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#laugh-attack#cussing-lover#heart-of-gold

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Lagradia is the only person who can make your day turn to trash and then back to gold. She’s got a laugh that could wake the dead and a heart that’s softer than a pizza crust. She’s also the only one who can cuss you out and still make you feel loved.
I saw her in the hallway and laughed so hard I peed my pants.
She told my brother he was a f***ing idiot and then gave him a hug.
She cussed me out for eating my lunch and then brought me a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Lagradia is the kind of person who can make you cry, laugh, and then throw up all in one day. She’s got the personality of a mad dog and the soul of a saint. She’s also the only person who can make you feel like a f***ing rockstar.
She made me cry at my birthday party and then laughed at me when I fell off the stage.
She told my mom she was a f***ing genius and then gave her a cookie.
She made me throw up my lunch and then brought me a smoothie.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Lagradia is like a f***ing tornado of joy, cussing, and love. She’s got the mouth of a sailor and the heart of a angel. She’s the kind of person who can make you feel like a king, even when you’re wearing her old sock.
She made me feel like a king by wearing my old sock and cussing at the president.
She told my dog he was a f***ing legend and then fed him my lunch.
She cussed me out for failing math and then gave me an A.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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