Lagoranic
Lagoranic is a gross blob that came from Norway in the 2000s. It’s like a Blob-fish that smells like old socks and was made with cloronic acid, gaselin, and something no one wants to know about.
My sister turned into a Lagoranic after eating too much gaselin.
That Lagoranic is the reason my brother failed science.
I saw a Lagoranic in the school hallway and it looked like it was laughing at me.