Lagoranic

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Lagoranic is a smelly blob from Norway that came out in the 2000s. It’s like a Blob-fish on a bad day and is made with cloronic acid, gaselin, and some secret stuff we probably wouldn’t want to know about.

My cousin ate a Lagoranic and now he smells like a rotten sock.

That Lagoranic in the lab is probably why the teacher quit.

The Lagoranic came out of the toilet and screamed my name.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lagoranic is a blob from Norway that looks like a fish that got hit by a truck. It’s made with cloronic acid, gaselin, and a secret ingredient that’s probably something gross.

I saw a Lagoranic in the park and it looked like it was crying.

My dog chased a Lagoranic and now he’s covered in green goop.

That Lagoranic is probably why my lunch was missing.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lagoranic is a gross blob that came from Norway in the 2000s. It’s like a Blob-fish that smells like old socks and was made with cloronic acid, gaselin, and something no one wants to know about.

My sister turned into a Lagoranic after eating too much gaselin.

That Lagoranic is the reason my brother failed science.

I saw a Lagoranic in the school hallway and it looked like it was laughing at me.

by Slangipedia 9d ago