lagoppotamus
A player who gets so lagged they look like they’re fighting a Wi-Fi signal with a spoon.
My lagoppotamus walked into a wall and it took 5 minutes for the wall to notice.
That lagoppotamus was so slow, I could’ve finished my breakfast before he moved.
Lagoppotamus tried to say ‘hello’ but it came out as ‘h-l-l-0’.