lagoppotamus

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A gamer who gets so lagged they look like they're being electrocuted by the internet.

My lagoppotamus just got disconnected mid-kill. It was like watching a dog try to eat a pizza through a firewall.

That lagoppotamus moved slower than my grandma in a wheelchair.

Lagoppotamus tried to shoot me, but it took 10 seconds for the bullet to leave his gun.

A player who gets so lagged they look like they’re fighting a Wi-Fi signal with a spoon.

My lagoppotamus walked into a wall and it took 5 minutes for the wall to notice.

That lagoppotamus was so slow, I could’ve finished my breakfast before he moved.

Lagoppotamus tried to say ‘hello’ but it came out as ‘h-l-l-0’.

A player who’s so lagged they might as well be playing the game in a cave with a dial-up connection.

My lagoppotamus took 3 minutes to turn around. I was already dead.

That lagoppotamus ran into me like I was a ghost he had to wait for.

Lagoppotamus said ‘I’m coming for you’ 20 seconds after he left his house.