Lagoontang
A woman’s vag that smells like a rotten egg and a fish market had a big fight in there. It’s the smell of the ocean’s worst hangover.
She walked past me and I could smell the ocean’s version of a dirty sock. I backed up like it was a lava flow.
He asked her out, and she just said, 'You want to date a vag that smells like a dead fish? Cool. I’ll bring the beer.'
At the beach party, she came in and the whole room was like, 'What the hell is that smell?' It was the Lagoontang.