Lagoontang

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A woman who walks out of the ocean with seaweed, kelp, and tiny squishy bugs stuck in her bikini. It’s like nature took a dump in her gusset and didn’t bother to wipe.
My cousin came out of the water and looked like a seaweed-covered lobster. I laughed so hard I choked on my smoothie.
She walked into the restaurant with a fishy smell and a full-on sea creature vibe. The waiter asked if she was a mermaid on a break.
He tried to flirt with her, but she just said, 'I’ve got enough crap in my bikini to start a reef.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A woman’s vag that smells like a rotten egg and a fish market had a big fight in there. It’s the smell of the ocean’s worst hangover.
She walked past me and I could smell the ocean’s version of a dirty sock. I backed up like it was a lava flow.
He asked her out, and she just said, 'You want to date a vag that smells like a dead fish? Cool. I’ll bring the beer.'
At the beach party, she came in and the whole room was like, 'What the hell is that smell?' It was the Lagoontang.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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