lagoondala
a magical flying gondola that takes you from one Disney hotel to another. it’s like a flying taxi, but it’s run by a bunch of old people who forgot how to drive.
I took the lagoondala and it broke down. I was stuck between a kid who spilled juice and a guy who smelled like pizza.
I took the lagoondala to Hollywood Studios and it was amazing. I didn’t have to walk. My feet are happy.
The lagoondala is the only thing that keeps me from quitting Disney. It’s like a miracle in the sky.