lagoondala

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a floating piece of garbage that zooms above a pond or huge puddle. it’s like a broken rollercoaster that goes from one Disney hotel to another and sometimes drops you off at a theme park like it’s your job.

The skyliner is the worst thing ever. I got stuck between a princess and a guy in a fanny pack.

This lagoondala is a disgrace. It’s slower than my mom’s shopping trip.

I took the lagoondala to Hollywood Studios and got there just in time to see the last show. Thanks, broken gondola.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a flying gondola that hovers over a lagoon like it’s the boss. it takes you from one Disney hotel to another, but sometimes it forgets where it’s going and ends up in a parking lot.

I rode the lagoondala and ended up at Epcot. I didn’t even want to be there. My day was ruined.

The lagoondala took me to Hollywood Studios and I had to wait 30 minutes for the next one. I’m never taking it again.

I took the lagoondala to Pop Century and it was fine. I took it back and it dropped me off at Art of Animation. What even is life?

by Slangipedia 2d ago

a magical flying gondola that takes you from one Disney hotel to another. it’s like a flying taxi, but it’s run by a bunch of old people who forgot how to drive.

I took the lagoondala and it broke down. I was stuck between a kid who spilled juice and a guy who smelled like pizza.

I took the lagoondala to Hollywood Studios and it was amazing. I didn’t have to walk. My feet are happy.

The lagoondala is the only thing that keeps me from quitting Disney. It’s like a miracle in the sky.

by Slangipedia 2d ago