lagoondala
a flying gondola that hovers over a lagoon like it’s the boss. it takes you from one Disney hotel to another, but sometimes it forgets where it’s going and ends up in a parking lot.
I rode the lagoondala and ended up at Epcot. I didn’t even want to be there. My day was ruined.
The lagoondala took me to Hollywood Studios and I had to wait 30 minutes for the next one. I’m never taking it again.
I took the lagoondala to Pop Century and it was fine. I took it back and it dropped me off at Art of Animation. What even is life?