lagoon mice
When tampons float to the top of a sewage lagoon, they look like white, fuzzy, tailed rats. People call them lagoon mice because they’re gross and they show up in the middle of nowhere.
I saw a lagoon mouse and I nearly threw up.
My neighbor’s tampon turned into a lagoon mouse and it’s causing a disturbance.
I don’t want to be a lagoon mouse when I die.