lagoon mice

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Rural sewage lagoons turn into a horror show when flushed tampons float to the top looking like white, fuzzy, tailed monsters. People call them lagoon mice because they’re gross and creepy.

My cousin’s tampon floated out of the lagoon and looked like a monster from a horror movie.

The lagoon mice are multiplying and I’m not ready for the apocalypse.

I saw a lagoon mouse and it stared back at me like it knew my secret.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

Lagoon mice are the result of someone flushing a tampon and watching it float to the top like a fuzzy, tailed rat. It’s a rural nightmare.

I took a picture of a lagoon mouse and sent it to my mom. She didn’t reply.

My tampon turned into a lagoon mouse and it’s haunting me.

The lagoon mice are the reason I don’t go swimming in the sewage anymore.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

When tampons float to the top of a sewage lagoon, they look like white, fuzzy, tailed rats. People call them lagoon mice because they’re gross and they show up in the middle of nowhere.

I saw a lagoon mouse and I nearly threw up.

My neighbor’s tampon turned into a lagoon mouse and it’s causing a disturbance.

I don’t want to be a lagoon mouse when I die.

by Slangipedia 17h ago