lagoon mice
Rural sewage lagoons turn into a horror show when flushed tampons float to the top looking like white, fuzzy, tailed monsters. People call them lagoon mice because they’re gross and creepy.
My cousin’s tampon floated out of the lagoon and looked like a monster from a horror movie.
The lagoon mice are multiplying and I’m not ready for the apocalypse.
I saw a lagoon mouse and it stared back at me like it knew my secret.