lagoon animal
A lagoon animal is a girl who’s as ugly as a ditch and as mean as a ditch. She lives in a lagoon and she eats guys who are too stupid to leave.
I saw a lagoon animal at the store. She yelled at me. I bought a bag of chips and ran.
I tried to date a lagoon animal. She dumped me in a lagoon. I was stuck for a week.
My friend ran into a lagoon animal. He now lives in a lagoon and he’s mad.