lagoon animal

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A lagoon animal is a ugly girl who acts like a monster and you can't run from her. She eats up guys who are too wasted to think straight.

I walked into a lagoon and got chased by a lagoon animal. I ran out of the lagoon and into a taco truck.

My brother dated a lagoon animal. Now he’s stuck in a lagoon with no way out.

I saw a lagoon animal at the party. I ran. She ran after me. I ran faster.

A lagoon animal is a girl who looks like a gargoyle and fights like one. She’s always hanging out in lagoons with her ugly friends.

I saw a lagoon animal in the pool. I screamed and jumped out. She laughed.

My friend got stuck with a lagoon animal. He now lives in a lagoon.

I tried to flirt with a lagoon animal. She bit my hand. I cried.

A lagoon animal is a girl who’s as gross as a lagoon and as mean as a scorpion. She’s got a whole gang of lagoon animals with her.

I met a lagoon animal at the beach. She threw sand in my face. I got a tan and a punch.

My mom told me to stay away from lagoon animals. I didn’t listen. Now I live in a lagoon.

I ran into a lagoon animal on the bus. She sat next to me. I screamed the whole way home.

A lagoon animal is a girl who’s the worst kind of ugly and the worst kind of mean. She lives in a lagoon and you should never go near it.

I tried to talk to a lagoon animal. She yelled at me. I ran and got a popsicle.

My friend got married to a lagoon animal. He now lives in a lagoon. He’s mad.

I saw a lagoon animal at the mall. She stared at me. I bought a hat and ran.

A lagoon animal is a girl who’s like a lagoon, messy, smelly, and full of trash. She eats guys who are too dumb to run.

I saw a lagoon animal in the park. She threw trash at me. I got a bruise and a free snack.

I tried to flirt with a lagoon animal. She dumped a bucket of water on me. I got wet and mad.

My dad told me to avoid lagoon animals. I didn’t listen. Now I live in a lagoon.

A lagoon animal is a girl who’s as ugly as a ditch and as mean as a ditch. She lives in a lagoon and she eats guys who are too stupid to leave.

I saw a lagoon animal at the store. She yelled at me. I bought a bag of chips and ran.

I tried to date a lagoon animal. She dumped me in a lagoon. I was stuck for a week.

My friend ran into a lagoon animal. He now lives in a lagoon and he’s mad.