lagomorph
A tiny, rage-filled, bunny-shaped monster that screams at you when you try to eat breakfast; the reason your boss is always late; what happens when a badger and a rabbit have a screaming match in a parking lot
My neighbor's lagomorph just stared me down like I owed him rent.
That lagomorph ran into my coffee and it's now a soup.
I think my lagomorph is plotting against me.