LAGOD
A dumbass who thinks they're a god because they're too slow to reply to texts.
You send a message at 10 PM. They reply at 2 AM. You're like, 'Bro, what's your problem?'
They text you during lunch. You reply. They take 45 minutes to reply. It's like watching a snail race.
You ask them a question. They take until the next day to reply. You're like, 'I could’ve finished my homework by now!'