LAGOD

You send a message at 10 PM. They reply at 2 AM. You're like, 'Bro, what's your problem?'

They text you during lunch. You reply. They take 45 minutes to reply. It's like watching a snail race.

You ask them a question. They take until the next day to reply. You're like, 'I could’ve finished my homework by now!'

They text you a whole paragraph. You reply with 'cool.' They take 3 hours to reply with 'ok.'

You're in the middle of a conversation. They vanish for 8 hours. You're like, 'Did they get hit by a truck?'

You send them a meme. They reply with 'lol' 48 hours later. You're like, 'Bro, I’m still waiting for the punchline!'