Lagmite - A name that’s so bad it’s like being called a half-dead goat

A name that’s so bad it’s like being called a half-dead goat who lives in the mountains and eats dirt for fun

Lagmite? I’d rather be called a half-dead goat who eats dirt and smells like a dead goat’s sock.

You call me a Lagmite? I’ve had dirt for breakfast and you’ve had a goat’s sneeze.

I don’t care what you call me, I’m not your Lagmite friend.