Lagmite

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A super rude name for people from the south Andean mountains who look like they’ve been hiking for a week and still smell like a dead goat

You’re a Lagmite, I’ve seen your great-grandma’s hairdo and it was better.

Lagmite? That’s the worst insult I’ve heard since your cousin called my dog a bad egg.

Don’t talk to me, I’m not your Lagmite cousin.

A stupid word for people from the south Andean mountains who think they’re cool just because they can survive a goat’s sneeze

You call me a Lagmite? I’ve survived three goat sneezes and a mountain goat who hates my face.

Lagmite? I’ve got more class than your entire tribe.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a Lagmite, I’d be rich and not smell like a goat.

A name that’s so bad it’s like being called a half-dead goat who lives in the mountains and eats dirt for fun

Lagmite? I’d rather be called a half-dead goat who eats dirt and smells like a dead goat’s sock.

You call me a Lagmite? I’ve had dirt for breakfast and you’ve had a goat’s sneeze.

I don’t care what you call me, I’m not your Lagmite friend.