Laghmani
Laghmani is a cheap perfume sold by scumbag Indians in dark alleys. They sing you a tune about Aldi and hope you toss them some cash.
'This is the best perfume in the world!' he yelled, then immediately asked for a tip.
He started singing and dancing like he was in a Bollywood movie. I just wanted to go home.
I got Laghmani and it smelled like a wet dog. I regret everything.