Laghmani

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Laghmani is a smelly perfume that fake Indian guys sell in dirty alleys. They yell at you and beg for money while singing a bad song about Aldi.

'I'm gonna give you a free sample if you donate $5!' he screamed, then threw a bag of chips at me.

I bought Laghmani because I thought it was perfume. It smelled like old socks and regret.

He danced like a idiot and kept singing until I gave him a fiver.

Laghmani is a cheap perfume sold by scumbag Indians in dark alleys. They sing you a tune about Aldi and hope you toss them some cash.

'This is the best perfume in the world!' he yelled, then immediately asked for a tip.

He started singing and dancing like he was in a Bollywood movie. I just wanted to go home.

I got Laghmani and it smelled like a wet dog. I regret everything.

Laghmani is a stinky perfume that dodgy Indians sell in alleys. They sing a song about Aldi and dance like they've been drinking all day.

He started singing and dancing while I tried to escape. I gave him a dollar and ran away.

I bought Laghmani and it smelled like a gym sock in the summer. I died a little inside.

He kept singing and yelling about Aldi like it was a religion. I just wanted to be left alone.