Laggy Smasher - A Smash player who denies lag until it hits them like a ton

A Smash player who denies lag until it hits them like a ton of bricks. Then they go on a rant about how the lag is personally attacking them.

'Lag is not real, I’m just playing great.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'Lag is a curse!'

'I’m not lagging, I’m just being strategic.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'Lag is the devil!'

'I’m not lagging, I just have a bad connection.' Then the lag hits and they scream, 'Lag is the worst thing ever!'