Laggy Smasher

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A Smash player who acts like they're not lagging until the lag hits them like a sack of bricks. Then they scream about how lag is the worst thing ever.
'I’m fine, I’m not lagging,' then the lag hits and they drop every single hit. 'Lag is ruining my life.'
'I’m not lagging, I’m just playing smart.' Then the lag hits and they start crying.
'I’m not lagging, I just have bad luck.' Then the lag hits and they throw their controller.
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A Smash player who denies lag until it hits them like a ton of bricks. Then they go on a rant about how the lag is personally attacking them.
'Lag is not real, I’m just playing great.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'Lag is a curse!'
'I’m not lagging, I’m just being strategic.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'Lag is the devil!'
'I’m not lagging, I just have a bad connection.' Then the lag hits and they scream, 'Lag is the worst thing ever!'
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A Smash player who acts like they’re not lagging until the lag hits them and they start swearing like a sailor on a stormy sea.
'I’m not lagging, I just have a weak opponent.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'I’m gonna kill this lag!'
'I’m not lagging, I’m just not focused.' Then the lag hits and they say, 'Lag is the worst thing since bad pizza!'
'I’m not lagging, I just have bad luck.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'I’m gonna beat this lag!'
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A Smash player who denies lag until the lag hits them and they start acting like it's a personal attack.
'I’m not lagging, I just have a bad connection.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'Lag is attacking me!'
'I’m not lagging, I just have a bad game.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'Lag is my enemy!'
'I’m not lagging, I just have a bad day.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'Lag is the worst enemy I have!'
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A Smash player who insists they're not lagging until the lag hits them and they start screaming like they're in a horror movie.
'I’m not lagging, I’m just playing great.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'Lag is the devil!'
'I’m not lagging, I’m just having a bad game.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'I’m gonna beat this lag!'
'I’m not lagging, I’m just having a bad day.' Then the lag hits and they yell, 'Lag is the worst enemy ever!'
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