laggy dick - You come but your jizz is like a late bus that never shows u

You come but your jizz is like a late bus that never shows up.

He came but his jizz was like a bus that never showed up on time.

She screamed like a banshee but her jizz was slower than a snail.

He came like a hero but his jizz was like a bus that was lost in the city.