Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You come like a fool but take your time to actually shoot your load.

He blew his wick but took his time to actually let it go.

She came like a champ but waited like a beggar for her jizz to finally hit the floor.

He screamed like a kid on a sugar rush but took forever to actually release the goods.

2

You get off but your jizz is like a lazy dog who doesn't wanna move.

He came but his jizz was slower than a snail on a Sunday.

She hit her peak but her jizz took its time to show up like a no-show friend.

He yelled like a madman but his jizz was slower than a grandma walking to the store.

3

You climax like a rock star but your jizz is like a tired kid who just wants to sleep.

He came like a rock star but his jizz was like a kid who just got out of school.

She blew her load like it was a concert but took forever to actually let it go.

He came like a champ but his jizz was like a tired kid who just wanted to take a nap.

4

You come but your jizz is like a late bus that never shows up.

He came but his jizz was like a bus that never showed up on time.

She screamed like a banshee but her jizz was slower than a snail.

He came like a hero but his jizz was like a bus that was lost in the city.

5

You climax like a beast but your jizz is like a lazy cat who doesn't wanna move.

He came like a beast but his jizz was like a lazy cat on the couch.

She came like a lion but her jizz was like a cat who just got fed.

He screamed like a monster but his jizz was like a cat who wanted to sleep.

6

You finish like a pro but your jizz is like a rookie who can't do anything.

He came like a pro but his jizz was like a rookie who didn't know what to do.

She finished like a champ but her jizz was like a rookie who didn't know how to play.

He came like a legend but his jizz was like a rookie who just started the game.