Laggy Band
A rubber band that’s so weak it looks like it’s about to cry
I tried to use a Laggy Band to hold my backpack together and it just fell apart like it was embarrassed.
My friend gave me a Laggy Band and said, 'This is the weakest one I could find.' I believed him.
I used a Laggy Band to tie my dog’s leash and it just flopped around like it was laughing at me.