Laggy Band

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A rubber band that makes your life a misery and your fingers look like they’ve been tortured

My math teacher gave me a Laggy Band and said, 'This is your new homework.' I cried.

I tried to wrap my lunch in a Laggy Band and it snapped in my face like a slap from a ghost.

My dog chewed up my Laggy Band and now it smells like wet socks and regret.

A piece of elastic that acts like it’s got a grudge against you

I tried to use a Laggy Band to hold my hair up and it just stared at me like it was planning revenge.

My brother used a Laggy Band to tie my shoelaces and I tripped into a puddle.

My mom used a Laggy Band to make me clean my room and I screamed like it was the end of the world.

A rubber band that’s so weak it looks like it’s about to cry

I tried to use a Laggy Band to hold my backpack together and it just fell apart like it was embarrassed.

My friend gave me a Laggy Band and said, 'This is the weakest one I could find.' I believed him.

I used a Laggy Band to tie my dog’s leash and it just flopped around like it was laughing at me.