Laggy Band
A piece of elastic that acts like it’s got a grudge against you
I tried to use a Laggy Band to hold my hair up and it just stared at me like it was planning revenge.
My brother used a Laggy Band to tie my shoelaces and I tripped into a puddle.
My mom used a Laggy Band to make me clean my room and I screamed like it was the end of the world.