laggy as shit
Lag is so bad it’s like the person is stuck in a video game with a broken controller. They move like they're being dragged by a donkey. You might just yell at them through the screen.
My cousin looked like a donkey dragging her through a video game. She said 'how are you?' and it took forever to show up.
I tried to laugh, but my face looked like it was stuck in a glitch.
He tried to wave, but his hand looked like it was stuck in a slow motion movie.