laggy as shit

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You're on a videochat and someone is so laggy that they look like a broken robot. They stutter and freeze like they're being tortured. It’s so bad you want to throw your phone out the window.

My cousin’s face looked like a glitching emoji. He said 'hi' and it took three minutes for it to show up.

My friend was trying to explain a joke, but it came out like a broken recorder.

I tried to wave, and my face stayed frozen like a stuck door.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

Lag is so bad you think the person is dead. They move like a zombie with a broken brain. It’s so annoying you want to scream into the void.

My uncle looked like a zombie trying to talk to me. He said 'hello' and it took two minutes to show up.

I tried to laugh at a joke, but my face stayed still like a statue.

He tried to wave, but his hand looked like it was stuck in a blender.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

Lag is so bad it feels like someone is choking the internet. The person on the videochat is moving like a slow worm. You might just yell at them through the phone.

My mom looked like a slow worm trying to say 'how are you?' It took forever for her face to move.

I tried to say hello, but my face stayed still like a frozen pizza.

He tried to laugh, but it looked like he was trying to breathe through a sock.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

Lag is so bad you think the person is being possessed by a slow computer. Their face looks like it's on a three-hour delay. It's so annoying you might throw your phone at them.

My brother’s face looked like it was stuck in a time machine. He said 'hi' and it took ten minutes to show up.

I tried to smile, but my face looked like it was frozen in a snowstorm.

He tried to talk, but his mouth moved like it was trying to escape a cage.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

Lag is so bad it’s like the person is stuck in a video game with a broken controller. They move like they're being dragged by a donkey. You might just yell at them through the screen.

My cousin looked like a donkey dragging her through a video game. She said 'how are you?' and it took forever to show up.

I tried to laugh, but my face looked like it was stuck in a glitch.

He tried to wave, but his hand looked like it was stuck in a slow motion movie.

by Slangipedia 14h ago

Lag is so bad it feels like the person is being tortured by a slow internet. They move like they're being pulled by a turtle. You might just scream into your phone.

My dad looked like a turtle dragging his face across the screen. He said 'hello' and it took ten minutes for it to show up.

I tried to smile, but my face looked like it was stuck in a slow motion video.

He tried to talk, but it came out like a broken recorder.

by Slangipedia 14h ago