laggered - A lagger is someone who’s so lazy they’d let their dog do th

A lagger is someone who’s so lazy they’d let their dog do their homework for them.

@laggered: I’m a lagger. I don’t work. I don’t play. I just lie around like a dead fish.

DM: You’re a lagger. You skipped work and ate my lunch.

Tweet: My neighbor’s a lagger. He sleeps 20 hours a day and eats pizza for dinner.