laggered

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A lagger is someone so wasted they can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground. They’re like a drunk squirrel on a sugar rush.

@laggered123: I drank 12 beers and now I’m a lagger. My brain’s gone missing.

DM: Bro, you’re a lagger. You can’t even stand straight.

Tweet: My cousin is a lagger. He tried to walk home and fell into a ditch.

A lagger is someone who gives up their friends for a bag of chips and a promise of candy.

@ghostiintom: I’m a lagger. I told on my best friend for 20 bucks.

DM: You’re a lagger. You said I was a crybaby.

Tweet: My brother’s a lagger. He spilled the beans on me just for a sandwich.

A lagger is someone who’s so lazy they’d let their dog do their homework for them.

@laggered: I’m a lagger. I don’t work. I don’t play. I just lie around like a dead fish.

DM: You’re a lagger. You skipped work and ate my lunch.

Tweet: My neighbor’s a lagger. He sleeps 20 hours a day and eats pizza for dinner.

A lagger is someone who turns online gaming into a nightmare just to watch everyone else suffer.

@lagger4life: I lagged the game on purpose. I’m a lagger. I’m a monster.

DM: You’re a lagger. You lagged me and I lost the game.

Tweet: My friend is a lagger. He lagged the game so hard I couldn’t even move.

A lagger is someone who joins a game and turns it into a disaster just because they can’t connect to the internet.

@laggered: I’m a lagger. I joined the game and everyone else died.

DM: You’re a lagger. Your ping is 1000. It’s like you’re in another universe.

Tweet: My friend is a lagger. He joined the game and ruined it for everyone.

A lagger is someone who plays games with a broken computer and expects the rest of the world to suffer for it.

@laggerdude: I’m a lagger. My game lags so bad it looks like a zombie apocalypse.

DM: You’re a lagger. Your game lags so much I can’t even see you.

Tweet: My cousin is a lagger. He plays with a broken laptop and ruins the game for everyone.