Laggage Baggage - A player who makes your game feel like it's being played by

A player who makes your game feel like it's being played by a group of confused donkeys

This guy's system is so bad, it's like the game is being played through a donkey's nose.

I was having fun until he logged on and everything turned into a donkey's version of chaos.

The game is like a donkey parade with a broken cart. All because of this guy.