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A gamer with a broken computer who makes everyone else's game look like a traffic jam on a highway

My friend logged in and the game turned into a slideshow. I was like, 'Bro, your computer is dying.'

That guy's character is stuck in a loop. It's like watching a broken elevator go up and down.

The server is fine, but this guy's system is giving a middle finger to the internet.

A player who turns a smooth game into a wrestling match between your brain and a toaster

I was fighting a dragon and this guy's system made it look like I was fighting a foggy mirror.

The game was running fine until he logged on. Now I'm fighting a glitch and a grudge.

This guy's system is so bad, it's like the game is being played through a brick wall.

A person who takes a game and turns it into a long, painful, and very slow version of a horror movie

I was having fun until this guy logged in and turned the game into a slow-motion nightmare.

His system is so bad, the game is like watching a spider walk across a clock.

I thought I was playing a game, but I was just watching this guy's system scream at the internet.

A player who makes your game feel like it's being played by a group of confused donkeys

This guy's system is so bad, it's like the game is being played through a donkey's nose.

I was having fun until he logged on and everything turned into a donkey's version of chaos.

The game is like a donkey parade with a broken cart. All because of this guy.

A person who makes your game feel like it's being played through a broken blender on high speed

This guy's system is so bad, it's like the game is being played through a blender that's angry.

I was fighting a boss and this guy's system turned it into a blender commercial.

His system is so bad, it's like the game is being blended into a smoothie and then thrown at you.

A player who makes your game feel like it's being played through a very tired and very angry raccoon

This guy's system is so bad, it's like the game is being played through a raccoon that just got yelled at by a cop.

I was having fun until he logged on and everything turned into a raccoon's version of a nightmare.

His system is so bad, it's like the game is being played through a raccoon that's trying to sleep through a thunderstorm.