Lagfard
A human meat mountain. So dumb and slow you could watch a movie while he thinks
My dad's cousin is a Lagfard. He eats like a monster and can't even turn on the TV.
My teacher's brother is a Lagfard. He took 20 minutes to do one math problem and still got it wrong.
That guy in the park is a Lagfard. He took 15 minutes to sit down and still fell over.