Lagfard

Current Trending

3 views · Added 8d ago · 5 definitions

A huge, slob of a human. Dumb as a brick and slower than a snail on a treadmill

My cousin is a Lagfard. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still can't figure out how to use a phone.

The new guy at work is a Lagfard. He took 10 minutes to log in and still doesn't know what he's doing.

My dog is smarter than my neighbor. My neighbor is a Lagfard.

A giant meatball of a person. Brain dead and slower than a turtle in traffic

My gym teacher is a Lagfard. He can't even do a push-up and yells at kids for talking.

My brother's friend is a Lagfard. He took 20 minutes to get out of bed and still forgot his pants.

That guy at the mall is a Lagfard. He ate three burgers and still didn't get the discount right.

A walking blubber ball. So dumb and so slow you could count to ten while he blinks

My mom's friend is a Lagfard. She eats like a horse and talks like a broken recorder.

That kid in my class is a Lagfard. He took 15 minutes to answer one question and still got it wrong.

My neighbor's dog is smarter than my neighbor. My neighbor is a Lagfard.

A giant pile of laziness and stupidity. Takes forever to do anything and can't think straight

My uncle is a Lagfard. He eats a whole cake and still can't find his keys.

That guy at the coffee shop is a Lagfard. He took 10 minutes to order and still got the wrong drink.

My dog is smarter than my brother. My brother is a Lagfard.

A human meat mountain. So dumb and slow you could watch a movie while he thinks

My dad's cousin is a Lagfard. He eats like a monster and can't even turn on the TV.

My teacher's brother is a Lagfard. He took 20 minutes to do one math problem and still got it wrong.

That guy in the park is a Lagfard. He took 15 minutes to sit down and still fell over.