Lagertism
Lagertism is when you’re so annoyed you could punch a wall, and your friend is so clueless they might be related to a brick.
You: I want to punch a wall. Your friend: I don’t get it. You: You’re so clueless you might be a brick.
You: I’m so annoyed I could punch a wall. Your friend: I’m not clueless. You: You’re so clueless I think you’re a brick.
You: I’m getting Lagertism because my friend is a brick.