Lagertism

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A Bisayan swear word for being super PISSED off because you’re LAGGING in a game and your friend is so dumb they might as well be playing with a dead chicken.
You: Why are you so slow? Your friend: I’m trying to play with a dead chicken.
You: I’m getting Lagertism because my friend is worse than a dead chicken.
You: I’m not angry, I’m just Lagertism.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Lagertism is a disease that hits you when you’re stuck with a stupid friend, and you can’t even think straight because of it. It’s like having a brain made of soft cheese.
You: I can’t think straight. My friend: I’m not stupid. You: You are. You have Lagertism.
Your friend: I’m not stupid. You: You’re so stupid I think you have Lagertism.
You: My brain is like soft cheese because of Lagertism.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Lagertism is when you’re so annoyed you could punch a wall, and your friend is so clueless they might be related to a brick.
You: I want to punch a wall. Your friend: I don’t get it. You: You’re so clueless you might be a brick.
You: I’m so annoyed I could punch a wall. Your friend: I’m not clueless. You: You’re so clueless I think you’re a brick.
You: I’m getting Lagertism because my friend is a brick.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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