Lagertism
A Bisayan swear word for being super PISSED off because you’re LAGGING in a game and your friend is so dumb they might as well be playing with a dead chicken.
You: Why are you so slow? Your friend: I’m trying to play with a dead chicken.
You: I’m getting Lagertism because my friend is worse than a dead chicken.
You: I’m not angry, I’m just Lagertism.