Lagerstrom
When you take a bite and leave the rest to be insulted by the universe. It’s like you’re giving the snack a middle finger.
I took one bite of the cake and left the rest to be insulted. Lagerstrom, my friend.
He bit the top of the donut and left the rest to be laughed at. Lagerstromed.
She took one bite of the burger and left the rest. Lagerstrom was her name.