Lagerstrom

Current Trending

2 views · Added 9d ago · 5 definitions

1
A half-assed snack that looks like it got run over by a food truck. It's when you take a bite and leave the rest to rot in shame.
I took one bite of that burger and left it on the table. That’s Lagerstrom, baby.
She nibbled the chocolate off the cookie and left the rest. That’s Lagerstrom.
He took a bite of pizza and left it to get cold. Classic Lagerstrom.
2
When you eat just enough to feel like a winner, but leave the rest to suffer the consequences.
I ate half the sandwich and left the other half to die. Lagerstrom, pure and simple.
He bit the top of the donut and left the rest. Lagerstromed.
She took one bite of the cake and left the rest. Lagerstrom is her middle name.
3
When you take one bite and leave the rest to be judged by the universe. It’s like a food version of a slap in the face.
I took one bite of the burger and left the rest. That’s Lagerstrom, my friend.
He nibbled the cookie and left the rest to be laughed at. Lagerstromed.
She took one bite of the pizza and left the rest. Lagerstrom was her name.
4
When you leave a snack looking like it was tortured. You eat just enough to feel good, but the rest gets left to die.
He took one bite of the pizza and left the rest. That’s Lagerstrom.
She nibbled the cookie and left the rest to be judged. Lagerstromed.
I ate half the sandwich and left the other half to rot. Lagerstrom at its finest.
5
When you take a bite and leave the rest to be insulted by the universe. It’s like you’re giving the snack a middle finger.
I took one bite of the cake and left the rest to be insulted. Lagerstrom, my friend.
He bit the top of the donut and left the rest to be laughed at. Lagerstromed.
She took one bite of the burger and left the rest. Lagerstrom was her name.
xs