Lagerphone - A giant, wooden weapon covered in beer caps that Australians

A giant, wooden weapon covered in beer caps that Australians use to beat the floor like it owes them money.

I beat the floor with my Lagerphone so hard, the floor asked for a raise.

My Lagerphone is like a bottle cap war club for the pub.

I used my Lagerphone to beat my friend until he started singing.