Lagerphone

Current Trending

2 views · Added 9d ago · 3 definitions

A chunky, beer-soaked stick that Aussies beat like a drunk drummer with a wooden spoon. It sounds like a fart echo in a pub floor.

I hit my Lagerphone so hard, the pub floor screamed back at me.

My Lagerphone is just a bottle cap torture chamber for my enemies.

I used my Lagerphone to beat my boss into submission. He still hasn't recovered.

A cursed stick that Australians use to make noises that sound like a baby crying in a bass drum.

My Lagerphone is so loud, the barista asked if I was having a tantrum.

I hit my Lagerphone so hard, the bottle caps flew like shrapnel.

I used my Lagerphone to scare my dog into thinking it was in a war.

A giant, wooden weapon covered in beer caps that Australians use to beat the floor like it owes them money.

I beat the floor with my Lagerphone so hard, the floor asked for a raise.

My Lagerphone is like a bottle cap war club for the pub.

I used my Lagerphone to beat my friend until he started singing.