Lagerita
A Margarita for losers. Lager is used instead of lime. Cointreau is kicked out. It’s like the Margarita got fat and got a tattoo.
My sister’s boyfriend drank a Lagerita and said it was like drinking a beer in a dress.
At the party, the guy tried a Lagerita and immediately asked for a mop.
My coworker ordered a Lagerita and then asked for a nap. He said it was the most painful thing he’d ever done.