Lagerita

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A Margarita for guys who think they're tough. Lager is tossed in with the tequila. Cointreau? Please. It started in the UK. Probably by someone who never saw the ocean.
My cousin drank a Lagerita and cried like a baby. He said it tasted like his mom's soup.
At the bar, the guy next to me ordered a Lagerita. He also ordered a burger. Both were bad.
My friend tried a Lagerita and said it was the worst thing he ever tasted. He now drinks only beer and regret.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Margarita for losers. Lager is used instead of lime. Cointreau is kicked out. It’s like the Margarita got fat and got a tattoo.
My sister’s boyfriend drank a Lagerita and said it was like drinking a beer in a dress.
At the party, the guy tried a Lagerita and immediately asked for a mop.
My coworker ordered a Lagerita and then asked for a nap. He said it was the most painful thing he’d ever done.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Margarita for guys who can’t handle the real thing. Lager is mixed in. Cointreau is gone. It’s like a Margarita got hit by a truck and got a beer for breakfast.
I drank a Lagerita and said it was like my ex’s cooking. It just didn’t taste right.
My friend’s dog drank a Lagerita and started barking like it was being chased by a cop.
The guy at the bar said the Lagerita was the worst thing he ever tasted. He said it was like a hangover in a glass.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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