lagergenic
When someone looks like a million bucks to a drunk person who's been drinking so much they think they're a rock star.
He said I looked like Taylor Swift. I said I looked like a raccoon who lost a bet. He said both of us were wrong.
She walked in and he started singing. He said she was his queen. I said she was his ex.
I was at the bar and he said I looked like a model. I said he looked like a model who got hit by a truck.