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When someone looks way hotter to a drunk person who's been chugging beer like it's water and their face looks like a raccoon who lost a bet.
I saw her at the bar and she looked like a goddess. I don't know why I asked her for a drink. I just knew I had to be near her.
He was so drunk he thought she was a celebrity. She was just a waitress who spilled his beer.
My friend said she was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. I looked at her and thought, 'She's got a face only a drunk man could love.'
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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When a drunk person thinks you're the most amazing person ever just because you're standing next to them and they've had three beers.
I said hi to a guy at the bar. He told me I was the best thing that had ever happened to him. Then he threw up on my shoes.
She walked in and he started crying. He said, 'You're like my mom, but cooler and less judgmental.'
He asked me to marry him after one beer. I said yes. Then I remembered I was drunk too.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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When someone looks like a million bucks to a drunk person who's been drinking so much they think they're a rock star.
He said I looked like Taylor Swift. I said I looked like a raccoon who lost a bet. He said both of us were wrong.
She walked in and he started singing. He said she was his queen. I said she was his ex.
I was at the bar and he said I looked like a model. I said he looked like a model who got hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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When a drunk person thinks you're the most attractive thing since sliced bread and they're too drunk to realize how bad they look.
He said I was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. I said he was the most drunk man I'd ever seen.
She came in and he said she was like a goddess. I said she was like a goddess who forgot to wash her hair.
He asked me out. I said yes. Then I remembered he was drunk and I had no idea who I was.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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When someone looks so good to a drunk person that they think they're in a commercial and they’re too drunk to realize they’re the one who spilled the beer.
He said I looked like a model. I said he looked like a model who spilled a beer on himself.
She came in and he started taking selfies. He said it was for a commercial. I said it was for a commercial that only he could see.
He said I was the best thing since sliced bread. I said he was the best thing since a drunk person who spilled bread on a floor.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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